Thursday, February 25, 2010

'Heat"

Hey Jude~

I'm certain that women are like dogs in "heat" right before they get their monthly visit from Aunt Flo...well at least I am! I can put my finger on the exact age when my libido officially went into over drive...I was 31! I never thought I could ever be more horny..oh boy...was I mistaken. "Heat" for me is very animalistic! I feel and act completely different during this stage. My senses are completely piqued...a simple touch, smile, or innocent gesture can get me going! All I think about is sex and how I can get it and who I'm gonna give it to. Now, mind you, this does not actually transpire, most the time, but a girl is allowed to dream, right?

I'm in "heat" week...it usually starts about 1.5 weeks before Aunt Flo arrives. I've notified the "Irish"...via text 'heat week has begun. I'm just saying"..."FYI...I'm at the peak of heat week"...this has gone on and on since last week Friday! Damnit...the "Irish" better make an appearance before I start to wander into another camp...I'm just saying....

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"Winky Pooh"


Hey Jude~

So...tonight I am meeting with "Winky Pooh"! "Winky Pooh" and I have been dancing around our "attraction" for some time now. I have been seriously attracted to him for about 2+ years. I mean, this man makes me a sweaty nervous mess...and I don't get that way...ever! One night we met for cocktails with some colleagues and clients. He put his hand on my back for a second...about 5 minutes later, I excused myself... I quickly ran to the women's restroom, stood in a stall, took off all my clothes, because my suit was "sticking" to me! Crazy, right???? I never thought he was interested in me "that way" until about 6 months ago. We met out for cocktails and he made an interesting comment "One of the things that I'm attracted to is your ability to say what's on your mind, you have no filter"...Hmmmm...my ears perked up when I heard "attracted to"! I think at that very moment I decided I needed to drink more! Whohoo!!!! So, after many vodkas, the evening comes to an end, we say our good-byes, hugged it out, then I went for the reach around, and grabbed his ass!!!! The next morning, I texted an apology, and he responded with "I liked it...I hope you did too!" Mmmmm....Hmmmmm!!!! Oh did I! So, now the door is WIDE OPEN...and the sexting began...we have seen each other ONE time since the "ordeal" and NOTHING! I mean, once again...WTF???? All this flirting and such, and I get NOTHING in person??? So...tonight...I think I may take it and him to the next level...Did I mention that I'm in HEAT this week...WATCH OUT "Winky Pooh" you may get bamboozled!!!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

"240"

Hey Jude~

Do you think it's odd that I have been on & off communicating with a man...solely by either text or random phone calls??? I mean...is this what this dating world is seriously coming to??? So..we will call him "240"...he's 5'10" and 240lbs...yep, he's has a lot to love :)

"240" started a strict work out regimen and gave up drinking...alcohol, for 6 months...with the hopes of getting fit and trim, by the summer. Good for you! But does that mean that he won't SEE me until he looks like a waif model???? WTF???? Some of these yahoos are worse than woman! What if I like a BBM??? I mean, I would like to at least look small and skinny next to him...is that selfish????

Monday, February 15, 2010

Suck It!

Hey Jude~

So...re-cap on VD. Hooked up with the "Irish" for some sober sex...not gonna lie...it was good, but you know...the first time is either AWESOME, because you are so wasted that you thought you were the bomb in bed...OR...NERVOUS...because you are insecure about how your body looks...OR truthfully speaking....it has POTENTIAL...to be great. I honestly believe we have POTENTIAL...we could have some great stuff between us! We need to practice a little more, and a little more often! The "Irish" continues to baffle me though. I believe we are just "hanging out", but then he'll throw in a comment or 2..."I never know what you are doing" OR "What? You stayed in the city last night?" Um...don't get me wrong, I am delighted that he's interested, but I have learned to NOT infringe on "boys night", and I'm not much of a drunk dialer/texter...have fun and call me after the hangover!

The "Suburban" disappointed me! No Call, No Show! He talked a big talk, but in the end, he has been moved to the "Douche List"...Take your COFFEE and Suck it!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

VD

Hey Jude~

It's VD weekend...blah blah blah....I may have a date or (2)..but who's counting? The "Irish" is coming on strong...but, I hate to admit it, I'm getting a bit bored. I don't know if I mentioned this earlier, but...I tend to get awfully bored very quickly. If I can stay entertained AND challenged for more than 8 weeks...that's a sign of a good man! I like the "Irish"...so what do I do to NOT get bored???? I need some spice! So...I found some...we'll call him the "suburban"...he lives and works in the burbs. Ha! Nothing like adding something/someone else to my consistently stirring pot! The "suburban" & I will go out either tonight for dinner and drinks OR tomorrow for COFFEE! ICK...coffee dates suck my ass! I mean, come on...COFFEE...I may need to bring a flask to get thru COFFEE! Shit!....The "Irish" just text me for some "sober sex"...yeah...I'll think about it...I love sober sex, don't get enough of it...but when I do...it's a delight!

So...VD...bring it...sober sex and Coffee..I'm ready!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

"Irish"

Hey Jude~

So...I met the "Irish" on one of those dating websites...you know, the one that matches you with your "soul mate"...hahaha! Well, really, who knows? I believe there is a partner for everyone on this Earth. Some end up finding that person, some don't. Anyway….we have been “hanging” out for about a month. First date was a pleasure…it consisted of vodka and some tasty kibbles and bits. “Irish” chose a very hip venue. We have been on 5 dates…not bad not bad! Each venue was new to me…I like that! He’s definitely piqued my interest! I am moving at a slower pace than I am accustomed to, unlike the other yahoos I've seen on the website, he DOES NOT want to get married! This is good. He definitely keeps my attention….I tend to get bored very easily. He’s entertaining, driven, and has very interesting tales! He toured as the lead singer in a punk band for 10 years…and worked for a R.Kelly for 4 years! He traded music in for a different passion…he wanted to help people. The career path he chose is physical therepy! More on the “Irish” in the future…

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

The Vice

Hey Jude~

So I continue to keep my distance from the "cub'....and he continues to send me random text messages...last night at 9:21pm it was 'why the long face"...oh boy...so...I waited about an hour to respond..."???"...the texting continued followed by an actual phone call...can you believe it, people actually talk on the phone?...Well, fast forward...the "cub" decides to state that he possesses only ONE vice...take a guess what that may be..."WOMEN"...duly noted...he has made the "douche" list! Adios Amigo!

Monday, February 8, 2010

the "cub"

Hey Jude~

So, I had a fairly quiet weekend...until I received a text from my "cub"....hmmm...the "cub" is a 25 year old Latino...if he was burrito..I'd order him with extra sauce! I am trying my best to keep my distance....but I find myself fantasizing about his cute little face. I have never been with such a tasty little morsel...and my temptations may get the best of me in the end...yikes!

Hey Jude....

Hey Jude don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
Hey Jude don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better
And any time you feel the pain,
Hey Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colderNa na na na nana na na na
Hey Jude don't let me down
You have found her now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
So let it out and let it in
Hey Jude begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you
Hey Jude you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder
Na na na na nana na na na Yeah
Hey Jude don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it better
Better, better, better, better, better, Yeah,Yeah,Yeah
Na Na Na Na Na Na NaNa Na Na Na,
Hey Jude!